nly one succubus allowed in each bed
No showers for werewolves, it clogs the drains
Banshees, stop shrieking, you’ll wake the undead
Keep Kerberos off my carpets (droolstains)

The sunscreen’s for vampires only, please
Ditto the rodents for Medusa’s hair
Crypts are off-limits, don’t ask for the keys
Hermaphrodites may not prance around bare

The coffins are empty, don't dig up the graves
The unicorn's chastity is sacrosanct
The zombies are not your personal slaves
Potions in the fridge—the perp will be spanked

Be fool enough to flout my rules—
Into the goulash I cook for the ghouls