Bubba Ho-Tep 
Release Date: 2004
DVD Encoding: Region 1
Rated R

Ask not what your rest home can do for you, but what you can do for your rest home. Now let’s take care of business!

Elvis Presley is alive; of course not necessarily well, but alive nonetheless in Mud Creek, Texas. Alive too is JFK, who has been dyed black to protect him from future assassinations from the accursed Lyndon B. Johnson. Come on, who would look for a black John F. Kennedy. Certainly not us!

But all is not well in Mud Creek, Texas. Years after being stolen from a museum and lost in a torrential Texas storm, an ancient, evil, ass sucking soul-sucking mummy has arisen from its watery grave and stalks the old and weary of Mud Creek Shady Rest Convalescence Home.

With these disastrous events unfolding, Elvis and JFK must decide whether to move to a new old-folks’ home or kick some ancient mummy ass.
While Bubba Ho-Tep is packed with explosive effects (actually just one explosion), it also touches on the emotional trauma of growing old.

Old and alone.

Alone with only three things to think about: food, shit, and sex.

We’re thankful for Bubba Ho-Tep. It has given us the courage and pride to hang the black velvet Elvis painting back on the wall.

Hail to the king, baby!