Ginger Snaps Back, The Beginning
Release Date: 2004
DVD Encoding: Region 1
Rated R

The beginning? So this is actually part one, correct? Or is this the movie version of a comic book #0? By the third one actually being the first one, doesn’t that negate the whole trilogy thing? We’re confused.

But so then were the directors.

Let’s travel back one hundred years to visit...the Fitzgerald sisters, Ginger and Bridgette. Hmmm...still confused.

Ginger Snaps Back tries desperately to explain the origin of the werewolves—no wait—they’re called wendigos now—or back then. Maybe we’re mistaken, but aren’t wendigos the Canadian Bigfoot? Hmmm...still confused.

After examining the cast list between Ginger Snaps Back and Ginger Snaps unleashed, we’re pretty sure that after part two, they had twenty bucks left, a free weekend and decided to make this capsized-raft-of-a-movie.

It’s truly our opinion that the sole purpose behind Ginger Snaps Back was to bring Ginger back. Oh, Ginger...

"Memories, oh, sweet memories"

Watch it? Honestly, don’t ask. We burned it. And buried it in the yard. We’re hoping the video store keeps their no late-fees policy.